Humor Quote by Sherri Chasin Calvo

“If you have never said, “Excuse me” to a parking meter or bashed your shins on a fireplug, you are probably wasting too much…

— Donalyn Miller

“Don’t let things sit for too long. It’s always tempting to just ignore the things that aren’t actually on fire just at the moment,…

— James S.A. Corey

“There was an emergency brake, but I’m terrible at deciding what amounts to an emergency, most of all when I’m in the middle of…

— Matt Bellassai

“I don’t care what the fire department says about fire hazards. I have lived through fire before.”

— Rebecca Wells

“History shows that it takes only a spark to start a fire that cannot be easily checked.”

— Joelle Charbonneau

“One thing that they don’t tell you is that fires can’t burn bright forever.”

— T.J. Klune

“When you have nothing to say, set something on fire. A blurry landscape is useless.”

— Richard Siken

“If your neighbor’s house is on fire, it’s your problem too.”

— Hillary Rodham Clinton

“An hour was all that it needed to put out the fire in your apartment, but I needed a lifetime or more to put…

— Kirthi Jayakumar

“I flick my turn signal on out of dumb habit, and because the end of the world’s no excuse for bad driving manners.”

— Alexandra Bracken

“Safety tip. When you see smoke run, never wait for fire.”

— Danielle Sibarium

“I didn’t ask for your help,” I muttered, too exhausted to properly argue. “So fuck you.” An alarm bell went off in my head…

— Natasha McNeely