Humor Quote by Shealy James Download Open image ““Gross. That girl is a slutty, slutty skank bag.”” — Shealy James ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“I wouldn’t say I’m a slut. I’m just in touch with my inner slut. And, let me tell you, she rocks.” — Belle Aurora Copy Share Image
“What was it about Halloween that gave every girl license to dress as slutty as possible?” — Kim Askew Copy Share Image
“Oh shut up—you know damn good and well there can be a hundred people in the room, 99 of them rushing up to say… — S.E. Hall Copy Share Image
“It must be horny douchebag day,” she mumbled under her breath as she slid the bag’s strap up on her shoulder.” — Dennis Sharpe Copy Share Image
“Let me put it this way. I wouldn't say she's a slut, but her favourite shade of lipstick is penis.” — Kristen Proby Copy Share Image
“If there's such thing as a virgin slut, I believe I fit the description.” — K.A. Tucker Copy Share Image
“He longed for a dim-eyed little slut with a big, bright mouth and black vinyl underwear.” — Mary Gaitskill Copy Share Image
“You dress her in a wet T-shirt and make her carry the bags? Damn, Cade, I like how you roll" - Rok” — Kresley Cole Copy Share Image
“Holy shit. Max touched the hot guy. If only cooties were real. I could get the hot guy’s cooties if I grabbed Max’s hand.… — Shealy James Copy Share Image
“If she’s the other half of my heart, then you’re the other half of my soul. Distance doesn’t break a soul.” — Shealy James Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image