Humor Quote by Sharon Hannaford

Look, I asked you here for a reason. Much as I hate to admit it, vampire, we have something in common." "Totally awesome hair?"…

— Cassandra Clare

“You always were a strange child, Alexander," he said, "but vampires? I can't believe it." I shrugged. "Well, now you know where I get…

— Isabelle Glass

“Listen, I have been through Hell in the last few hours. I have been chased and clawed and bitten by vampires - twice! One…

— Laura Bradley Rede

“HOLY MOTHER EFFING SPARKLY VAMPIRES IS HE HOT”

— Fanny Merkin

“There goes the world's wimpiest vampire.”

— Heather Swain

“Maloney looked around my room and nodded like he approved of the extravagance surrounding him: the inch-thick carpet with its diamond designs, the half…

— Craig Jones

“If you are about to tell me you are a vampire that glitters in the sunshine, I will--”

— Gwen Hayes

“Can you imagine...the detrimental effect on your marriage prospects, to be found unchaperoned in a library with a dead vampire!”

— Gail Carriger

“He glanced up at me and then the figure who was questioning him, and I struggled, because I couldn’t help it, to see what…

— Anne Rice

“I am like the vampire, I suck the life from those around me, I am nothing but what they give me”

— Gerald Lanteigne

“There I go again with my vampire fantasies!”

— Roxanne Kade

“I just LOVE reading stories about vampires! I can't get enough of them!”

— Nyx