Humor Quote by Samuel Goldwyn Download Open image ““If you've got a message, send a telegram.”” — Samuel Goldwyn ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor On-writing
“The telegram was sealed – an old-fashioned touch, I thought, but then I’d never had a telegram before. I took my time opening it.… — Michael Wyndham Thomas Copy Share Image
“I don’t see why one can’t simply rely on the telegram,” Whyborne said, eyeing the telephone with an air of distrust. “Why on earth… — Jordan L. Hawk Copy Share Image
“And what about a text message? Isn't that just using a telephone as a telegraph?” — Michael Finkel Copy Share Image
“I normally don't give messages to other people, but if you think I gave you one, take it.” — Hemanth Copy Share Image
I realized I don't have a safe means of communications. That's how Telegram started. — Pavel Durov Copy Share Image
I have such a horror of telegrams that ask me how I am!! I always want to reply dead. — Katherine Mansfield Copy Share Image
If I were in this business only for the business, I wouldn't be in this business. — Samuel Goldwyn Copy Share Image
Having integrity...means being completely true to what is inside you - to what you know is right...what you feel you must do, regardless of… — Samuel Goldwyn Copy Share Image
I never put on a pair of shoes until I've worn them at least five years. — Samuel Goldwyn Copy Share Image
[when asked by his secretary if she should destroy all files that were over ten years old] Yes, but keep copies. — Samuel Goldwyn Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
