Funny Quotes by Samuel Goldwyn

In two words, impossible.

— Samuel Goldwyn

They stayed away in droves.

— Samuel Goldwyn

Include me out.

— Samuel Goldwyn

Don't improve it into a flop!

— Samuel Goldwyn

Let's have some new cliches.

— Samuel Goldwyn

He treats me like the dirt under my feet.

— Samuel Goldwyn

Can she sing? She's practically a Florence Nightingale.

— Samuel Goldwyn

If you don't dissagree with me, how will I know I'm right?

— Samuel Goldwyn

To hell with the cost, if it's a good story, I'll make it.

— Samuel Goldwyn

Yes, but that's our strongest weak point.

— Samuel Goldwyn

I've gone where the hand of man has never set foot.

— Samuel Goldwyn

There is a statue of limitation.

— Samuel Goldwyn

Gentlemen, listen to me slowly.

— Samuel Goldwyn

If I were in this business only for the business, I wouldn't be in this business.

— Samuel Goldwyn

I don't care if it doesn't make a nickel. I just want every man, woman, and child in America to see it.

— Samuel Goldwyn

Put it out of your mind. In no time, it will be a forgotten memory.

— Samuel Goldwyn

We have that Indian scene. We can get the Indians from the reservoir.

— Samuel Goldwyn

[when asked by his secretary if she should destroy all files that were over ten years old] Yes, but keep copies.

— Samuel Goldwyn

Let's bring it up to date with some snappy nineteenth century dialogue.

— Samuel Goldwyn

The trouble with this business is the dearth of bad pictures.

— Samuel Goldwyn

True, I've been a long time making up my mind, but now I'm giving you a definite answer. I won't say yes,…

— Samuel Goldwyn

You've got to take the sour with the bitter.

— Samuel Goldwyn

You fail to overlook the crucial point.

— Samuel Goldwyn

Even if they had it in the streets, I wouldn't go.

— Samuel Goldwyn

This book has too much plot and not enough story.

— Samuel Goldwyn

I paid too much for it, but it's worth it.

— Samuel Goldwyn

I never liked you, and I always will.

— Samuel Goldwyn

Never make forecasts, especially about future.

— Samuel Goldwyn

Tell them to stand closer apart.

— Samuel Goldwyn

Coffee isn't my cup of tea.

— Samuel Goldwyn

Yes, but keep copies.

— Samuel Goldwyn

Gentlemen, include me out.

— Samuel Goldwyn

Keep a stiff upper chin.

— Samuel Goldwyn

I read part of it all the way through.

— Samuel Goldwyn

This makes me so sore it gets my dandruff up.

— Samuel Goldwyn

I want to make a picture about the Russian secret police - the GOP.

— Samuel Goldwyn

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

— Samuel Goldwyn