Humor Quote by Samanthe Beck Download Open image ““To be honest, your crap fascinates me. Having you here is like visiting a foreign land.”” — Samanthe Beck ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Romance
“It doesn't matter where you come from. It only matters where you are and where you want to go.” — Dean Graziosi Copy Share Image
“When you’re in another country, remember to do as the locals do, since it is your ways that may seem strange of offensive to… — Tracey Wilen Copy Share Image
“it doesn’t matter where you came from, it just matters where you go.” — Charlie Hart Copy Share Image
“Don't ever forget where you came from--especially if you don't even know where you are going.” — Sara Marie Hogg Copy Share Image
“Don’t get me wrong, I like the countryside. In fact, some of my best friends are geographical features.” — Ben Aaronovitch Copy Share Image
“If you don't know where you're from, you'll have a hard time saying where you're going.” — Wendell Berry Copy Share Image
“So why come back home when everything was going for me? Simple. I wanted to make it in my own country.” — Lisa Goldin Copy Share Image
“Mostly, I'd just like to look over the country around the gorge again, just to bring some of it clear in my mind again.… — Ken Kesey Copy Share Image
“Your country and mine is an interesting one, but there is nothing there that is half so interesting as the human mind.” — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
“There are comforts in knowing the boundaries of the place you live. Everyone here seems to behave like things are endless.” — Anthony Doerr Copy Share Image
“If you don't know where your're going, you should know where you came from.” — Sue Monk Kidd Copy Share Image
“No,' she says, as if the suggestion is ridiculous. 'I wouldn't go back to where I'm from. I'd go someplace I've never been.” — Ally Condie Copy Share Image
“He’d fallen for her—for her sometimes amusing, sometimes confounding combination of strength, brains, drive, vulnerability, and mile-wide stubborn streak. He’d fallen for the whole… — Samanthe Beck Copy Share Image
“I seem to recall ripping your panties off last night, so tell me, Soph, whatcha got on under this little red dress?” — Samanthe Beck Copy Share Image
“Her heart slipped out of its life jacket and paddled toward the deep end of stupid, where the water was way over its head” — Samanthe Beck Copy Share Image
“Time means nothing and when you find the right person, you just know.” — Samanthe Beck Copy Share Image
“This sweet little spot needs some TLC. Here’s the deal, Soph. You admit it was me you thought about when you got dressed this… — Samanthe Beck Copy Share Image
“He had a childish urge to throw the phone down. Only the prospect of the pain he’d inflict on himself in the process of… — Samanthe Beck Copy Share Image
“You need me to strip you naked, bend you over my bed, and slide my cock inside you until you forget what it feels like *not* to have me filling you. And once you’ve come so hard you can’t stand, you need me to flip you around, hike your legs over my shoulders, and do it again, head-on, until you… — Samanthe Beck Copy Share
“Logan McCade. Paging Logan ‘Pantyripper’ McCade. Please return to your conference call.” — Samanthe Beck Copy Share Image
“Not everything worth learning is summarized in book. Sometimes you've got to rely on instincts.” — Samanthe Beck Copy Share Image
“... she turned to him with her hands on her hips and said, “Take off your shoes and go stand in the corner.” “Excuse… — Samanthe Beck Copy Share Image
“Late or not, you bloomed just fine. I enjoy spending time with you, and it’s got nothing to do with our deal.” — Samanthe Beck Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly. Bane rolled his eyes and stage whispered: 'She asked why I cared so much about getting her dirty, teary face all my new shirt earlier, and asked where I got it from anyway. I said: 'Guess',… — S.K. Munt Copy Share
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of tossing capers into just… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share