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“With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other!”

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I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back.

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I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education.

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I went to a massage parlor, it was self service.

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What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all.

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She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo.

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I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me.

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