Airplane Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers...' So I said, 'Scissors, I win!' and drove off like a boss!

— Anonymous

I did a terrible television pilot that was so badly written and dumb that it became a turning point for me and I decided…

— Fran Drescher

I changed my mind," he said. "I'll take you up on helping me get a job." I almost swerved into oncoming traffic.

— Richelle Mead

After school, I'd wait for someone to pick me up and no one would, so I'd be like, 'I guess I'll walk home.' I…

— Whitney Cummings

When I came to New York it was the first time I'd ever taken a plane, the first time I'd ever gotten a taxi-cab,…

— Madonna Ciccone

I was going to go to a midnight screening of 'Pee-wee's Big Adventure' in college, and it's the sort of thing where people dress…

— Paul Rust

I had a wacky job driving a forklift for an air freight company. That was the worst.

— Kurt Vile

In 1981, I borrowed 2,000 pounds - a lot of money back then - paid 50 quid for a seat, packed my own sandwich,…

— Pierce Brosnan

I have done a lot of stupid things in my life.

— Xavier Niel

They asked me for some collateral and I pulled down my pants.

— Bob Dylan

On my job I end up jumping out of planes. Last week I got in an 18-wheeler and drove down a runway onto a…

— Rick Mercer

I'd just gotten a new car and it ran out of gas, so I was stranded in the middle of Hollywood. I called this…

— Alison Brie