Children Quote by Rodney Dangerfield Download Open image “On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.” — Rodney Dangerfield ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Children Halloween Parenting
Last Halloween a kid tried to rip my face off. He thought it was a mask. Now it's different when I open the door… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
I was the ghost-faced killer for Halloween in the third or fourth grade. — Rory Culkin Copy Share Image
I got to take my kids to the London eye with no one looking at me like I was Johnny Depp. They did look… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
My parents were like, 'Oh my God,' when I said I was going into fashion - they pictured me with a rolling rack on… — Mindy Grossman Copy Share Image
My family was very Halloween-friendly, for all of the religion and whatever was going on. — Bill Moseley Copy Share Image
“The school year progressed slowly. I felt as if I had been in the sixth grade for years, yet it was only October. Halloween… — Lucy Grealy Copy Share Image
I think the reason my parents didn't like me is I was not a good-looking kid. My whole family was embarrassed, they didn't want… — Billy Braver Copy Share Image
They say the day you lose your parents, you start to look like them. — Vincent Cassel Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?' — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I am certain that children always know more than they are able to tell, and that makes the big difference between them and adults,… — Jacques Lusseyran Copy Share Image
I believe in freedom to do what you want if you aren't hurting others, but pictures of obese protesters giving their children big gulps. — Philip DeFranco Copy Share Image
If the audience likes your work, if they like you, they don't think whether you are married or have children or not. I made… — Dimple Kapadia Copy Share Image
It doesnt seem to me strange that children should like the macabre, the sensational, and the forbidden. — Anthony Hecht Copy Share Image
Gratitude isn't just a feeling, it's an action. Expressing gratitude by writing in a journal, taking a photo, or shooting a video creates a… — Janice Kaplan Copy Share Image
My embarrassing confession is that my father is a 'Camelot: The Musical' obsessive. So as a child, when we were going to visit relatives… — Chris Chibnall Copy Share Image
I have many who keep me going, I am very fortunate in this sense. There is nothing like a child who knows more about… — Floyd Cooper Copy Share Image
My school was one of the most beautiful places a child can grow up in. You are surrounded by nature - cats, dogs, birds… — Amala Akkineni Copy Share Image
A lesser complaint: hair extensions. There are moments on 'All My Children' when half the women actors, young and old, seem to be afflicted… — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
As a child, I had a lot of older gay men taking care of me. There's a trust there. I feel like little girls… — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
