Candy Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

A man once tried to rip my face off because he thought it was a mask.

— Adam Pearson

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Now, I have a Halloween mask I think you might get a kick out of. That's scary.

— Jay Leno

Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg…

— Rita Rudner

Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg…

— Rita Rudner

Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg…

— Rita Rudner

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?'

— Drew Carey

I was the ghost-faced killer for Halloween in the third or fourth grade.

— Rory Culkin

So the first time you hear the concept of Halloween when you're a kid your brain can't even process the information. You're like: "What…

— Jerry Seinfeld

“On Halloween, most people put on a mask to look scary, some only need to take theirs off.”

— Mohammed Zaki Ansari

The other night a mugger took off his mask and made me wear it.

— Rodney Dangerfield

Halloween's over, you can take off you ugly face now.

— Anonymous