Funny Quote by Rita Rudner

Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg…

— Rita Rudner

Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg…

— Rita Rudner

I remember arguing with my dad to let me dress up to go to a Halloween party in seventh grade, but I never in…

— Genndy Tartakovsky

I have two rules when you come to my house on Halloween. Wear a costume - 'cause if you've manned your door at your…

— Greg Behrendt

I don't do anything for Halloween. I carry Halloween inside of me.

— Mike Mignola

Growing up, I remember planning for Halloween months in advance. It was, after all, my chance to be creative, artsy, original, and to just…

— Natalya Neidhart

I only eat candy on Halloween. No lie.

— Michael Trevino

I feel very vulnerable at Halloween. I feel that people who might come to the door might not have candy intentions. I'm a little…

— Zelda Rubinstein

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel…

— Simon Sinek

So the first time you hear the concept of Halloween when you're a kid your brain can't even process the information. You're like: "What…

— Jerry Seinfeld

On Halloween, don't you know back when you were little, your mom tells you don't eat any candy until she checks it? I used…

— Derrick Rose

I had Halloween parties every year, as it was my birthday five days before. My parents would actually put prosthetic noses on, and my…

— Bat for Lashes