Candy Quote by Rita Rudner Download Open image “Never take candy from strangers.” — Rita Rudner ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Candy Candy corn Candy Strangers Cute halloween Funny halloween Funny happy halloween Halloween Halloween candy Halloween card Halloween jokes Halloween love Halloween tumblr Halloween wishes Happy halloween Inspirational Love Scary halloween Stranger Strangers Trick or treat
Candy is dandy but, if its from a stranger then your probably in danger. — Tim Walters Copy Share Image
“Don't take candy from strangers. The people you know are strange enough.” — Kim Faulkner Copy Share Image
“I know they say you shouldn't take candy from strangers, but it's a cookie and not candy and technically, I'm not a stranger.” — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
I do not like candy. I do not like knocking on strangers' doors. I do not like having to deal with the candy disaster… — Rachel Zucker Copy Share Image
When people ask for candy I'm eating, I give them the flavor I don't like. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You know, people always warn children about taking candy from strange adults. But they never warn us adults about taking candy from strange children. — Pseudonymous Bosch Copy Share Image
I worry about Las Vegas schools. I hear in math, they only teach them to count to 21. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Most men are secretly still mad at their mothers for throwing away their comic books. They would be valuable now. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Going out to eat is expensive. I was out at one restaurant and they didn't have prices on the menu. Just faces with different… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Men are very confident people. Even a sixty-year-old man with no arms thinks he could play in the Super Bowl if he had to. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Envy the kangaroo. That pouch setup is extraordinary; the baby crawls out of the womb when it is about two inches long, gets into… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
The way a man looks at himself in a mirror will tell you if he can ever care about anyone else. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
They usually have two tellers in my local bank, except when it's very busy, when they have one. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
When you're a dancer, you start with the basics. You don't all of a sudden do a grand jete and pirouette. You start with… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet. — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
... life is broken down into these stages: you're born and you don't know how anything works; gradually you find out how everything works;… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
“Most girls get flowers or candy. I get a declaration of martial law.” — Lisa Shearin Copy Share Image
I like Valentine's Day. The trouble is the florists and the candy-makers and the card people are all advertising so much, you don't dare… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
“Did you know that at one time trick-or-treating was stopped? It's true. During World War II children were not allowed to trick or treat… — Linda Bozzo Copy Share Image
Love is like a piece of candy. You can buy it anywhere but given by the right person is what makes it special. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Two at a time, Vera ate her peanut M&Ms. Except for the red ones. These, she alleged, were made from the guts of dead… — Tiffanie DeBartolo Copy Share Image
I'm one of those people. I can be sold by the candy in life, and then it can be stripped away within a split… — Richard Ashcroft Copy Share Image
The truth is, one of the best things about being 15 years old is that things like candy are still exciting. Once you get… — Kat Timpf Copy Share Image
“Goddamn sneaking candy thief found my cache" Peabody pursed her lips "You had candy in the file cabilnet." she angled her head "Under M?"… — JD Robb Copy Share Image
Dont expect someone to stay sweet forever because even the sweetest candy has an expiration date. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Of all the jaw-droppingly beautiful women who've become genuine movie stars, none has had a longer film career (62 years), has been filmed in… — Robert Osborne Copy Share Image
