Dog Quote by Rodney Dangerfield Download Open image “My mom took me to a dog show and I won!!” — Rodney Dangerfield ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dog Funny Humor Mom Mom Took Mother My mom Shows Took Took Dog
When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Wanted to surprise my mom with a puppy! But she found out. Now she wont let me get one... — Kendall Jenner Copy Share Image
And I had to take care of a little dog too named Suzy. It was the promoter's wife's - Judy Lynn's - it was… — Mel Tillis Copy Share Image
Your mother won a special reward," she told me, "because everyone had a head in her pictures. We all applauded. — Sarah Dessen Copy Share Image
My mom will make me walk the dogs or take out the trash when I go home. — Queen Latifah Copy Share Image
My mother passed at the end of the Circus tour. After that I really needed to take some time and just chill out and… — Lenny Kravitz Copy Share Image
I won an amateur night, October 8th, 1985. I went to work the next day and quit my job. — Steve Harvey Copy Share Image
My family went to see a pantomime called 'Give a Dog a Bone' when I was about five. My aunt was the stage manager… — Tara Fitzgerald Copy Share Image
When I found out I'd won Book of the Year, the first person I called was my mum, who was so happy she cried… — Anh Do Copy Share Image
My aunt and uncle took me to Disneyland when I was a kid. I threw up my chili dog all over Space Mountain. — Peaches Copy Share Image
I wish we had a dog in the show so that I could get to be a dog for a day. — Jonathan Ames Copy Share Image
The funniest thing that happened was that my dog got recognized but not me. — Emma Corrin Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?' — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Many individuals spend a considerable portion of their lifetimes in terror of one imagined catastrophe or another. The classic is that your immortal soul… — L. Neil Smith Copy Share Image
I don't like being away from home. That's one reason why I don't work as much as I used to [when I started my… — Jane Powell Copy Share Image
I'm 38 and I'm single, and I'm having my most intense and gratifying relationship with a dog. But we all learn about love in… — Caroline Knapp Copy Share Image
“The universe contains any amount of horrible ways to be woken up, such as the noise of the mob breaking down the front door,… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“Flattery looks like friendship, just like a wolf looks like a dog.” — Oscar Auliq-Ice Copy Share Image
Brothers and Sisters, I bid you beware Of giving your heart to a dog to tear. — Rudyard Kipling Copy Share Image
Most people are sensitized to animals through their cats and dogs, but for me it was a flounder. I used to go fishing with… — Dan Mathews Copy Share Image
A shoe dog is somebody that really loves shoes, and that was me. I was a runner... that became important to me, and it's… — Phil Knight Copy Share Image
“I rub the ears of my dog, my stupid goddam ruddy great dog that I never wanted but who hung around anyway and who… — Patrick Ness Copy Share Image
The sound man, immune as to a sacrifice of straw dogs, faces the passing human generations. — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
![“I don't like being away from home. That's one reason why I don't work as much as I used to [when I started my career], because so many things are on the road. I just don't want to be away from my husband, my dogs and my home. I don't sing that much any more because that also takes you on the road.” quote by Jane Powell](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/07c/jane-powell-36243_away-from-home_i-don-t-like-being-away-from-home-that-s_278.jpg)
