Freak Quote by Rodney Dangerfield Download Open image “I went to a freak show and they let me in for nothing.” — Rodney Dangerfield ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Freak Freak Let Funny Humor Let me Shows Went Went Freak
If I was a freak of nature... Hell yeah I wanna do freak shows! I don't wanna be applying for jobs at the mall. — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
They put me on television. And the whole thing broke loose. It was wild, I tell ya for sure. — Elvis Presley Copy Share Image
Over the years I've had people tell me that they come to my show to escape. — Kenny Chesney Copy Share Image
I got offered a bunch of reality show stuff, but I didn't want to be known for that, so I turned it all down. — Scooter Braun Copy Share Image
I'm not one generally to do that stuff anyway, and they didn't even ask me whether I'd seen the show [The Flash]. They didn't… — Tom Felton Copy Share Image
I ended up doing a lot of prank shows in my life or prank theater, but I always got fairly nervous about doing 'em. — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
They asked me to go on 'Hell's Kitchen' but I'm banned from reality TV by my wife. She's not up for that kind of… — Bob Mortimer Copy Share Image
By the time I'm done with my show, I'm in Never-Never Land. Usually I leave the room for the auction and try to chill… — Michael Israel Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?' — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
It was only when I went to acting school that I was like, "You are absolutely such a pigheaded freak show that you thought… — Giles Matthey Copy Share Image
It was a little weird that they were friends. But then, maybe freaks just tended to find each other. — James Patterson Copy Share Image
You perceive, now, that these things are all impossible except in a dream. You perceive that they are pure and puerile insanities, the silly… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
There were days on that show where I had to go in and record a song, then I had to rehearse the dance for… — Blake Jenner Copy Share Image
Worst thing in the world? John is completely out of it. Good luck, ladies. He's a freak! — Mandy Moore Copy Share Image
There are times when born hollandaise heads, as well as nouveaux turbot freaks and recherche escargotphiles alike crave the saignet abundance of a New… — Gael Greene Copy Share Image
I am not some sort of freak. I might be very good at chess but I'm just a normal person. — Magnus Carlsen Copy Share Image
I really hate those Internet freaks who take each thirty minute bundle of joy and turn it into a cult game of Where's Wally. — Danny Baker Copy Share Image
People commonly travel the world over to see rivers and mountains, new stars, garish birds, freak fish, grotesque breeds of human; they fall into… — Soren Kierkegaard Copy Share Image
Jesus Christ would have been considered just another long-haired hippie freak if he hadn't been crucified. The folks weren't impressed with healing the sick,… — Ted Turner Copy Share Image
![“I'm not one generally to do that stuff anyway, and they didn't even ask me whether I'd seen the show [The Flash]. They didn't tell me anything about what I was going to play, they just inferred that there was going to be a lot of meat to sink my teeth into.” quote by Tom Felton](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/b9c/tom-felton-3387_ask-me_i-m-not-one-generally-to-do-that-stuff-a_3203893.jpg)
