Arrested Quote by Rodney Dangerfield Download Open image “I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.” — Rodney Dangerfield ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Arrested Funny Humor Stuck Window
And then I thought that I had to be like Sherlock Holmes and I had to detach my mind at will to a remarkable… — Mark Haddon Copy Share Image
Moon In the Window I wish I could say I was the kind of child who watched the moon from her window, would turn… — Dorianne Laux Copy Share Image
I got it, I dove on the floor, he dove on my head and I hit my teeth on the ground. It was just… — Shaquille O'Neal Copy Share Image
If I ever get to go to the moon, I'll probably just stand on the moon and go 'Hmmm, yeah...fair enough...gotta go home now.' — Noel Gallagher Copy Share Image
Come to my window, crawl inside, wait by the light of the moon Come to my window I'll be home soon — Melissa Etheridge Copy Share Image
At night, I open the window and ask the moon to come and press its face against mine. Breathe into me. Close the language-door… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Tonight I fell asleep looking at the moon, and wondered if you thought of me too. — Rexon Wilson Copy Share Image
For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: `Basement?' — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Impulse arrested spills over, and the flood is feeling, the flood is passion, the flood is even madness. — Aldous Huxley Copy Share Image
On stage you're free. You can say and do things that if you said and did any place else, you'd be arrested. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
a TEN-YEAR-OLD lad in Indianapolis who was arrested for picking up coal along the side of railroad tracks is now in jail. If the… — Mother Jones Copy Share Image
Fame is like a big eraser. It's strange, now that I'm famous. In my parents' opinion, all the shitty things - all the wreckage… — Bobcat Goldthwait Copy Share Image
When men are arrested without any legal basis and for political reasons, it's merely a routine, everyday occurrence in Russia, and hardly anyone has… — Alexei Navalny Copy Share Image
Helen Crawfurd and the Women's Peace Crusade, made a march on the City Chambers, distributing an illegal leaflet in front of police and even… — Willie Gallacher Copy Share Image
I just put myself in a hotel and was smoking coke for a while. Then I met up with the wrong people. I ended… — Marc Wallice Copy Share Image
My father was pretty independent. He was - he was arrested once in Nashville when he was on one of his sales trips because… — Nat Hentoff Copy Share Image
On my recent trip to the Mexico border, Border Patrol agents in California told me they have arrested the same coyotes 20 times, but… — Ric Keller Copy Share Image
I'd been arrested many times by then. I'd been an organizer, so many things had changed over those three years [from 1965 till 1968]. — Bill Ayers Copy Share Image
You know, back in the 1950s and '60s, when J. Edgar Hoover was making the FBI the respected organization it used to be, oftentimes… — Howie Carr Copy Share Image
