Alive Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

My girlfriend jokes can beat up your wife jokes.

— Green Monk

Wives and such are constantly filling up any refrigerator they have a claim on, even its ice-compartment, with irrelevant rubbish like food.

— Kingsley Amis

I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens.

— Rip Taylor

A wife is essential to great longevity; she is the receptacle of half a man's cares, and two-thirds of his ill-humor.

— Charles Reade

If I were to look in you ferigerator…refridgefreetorator...fridge…what would I find?

— Louis Tomlinson

A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds...it makes ice.

— Homer

I love my refrigerator.

— Al Roker

HUSBAND, living proof that women can take a joke;

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm pretty handy in the kitchen. But my wife's the real genius.

— Chris Diamantopoulos

Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.

— Rodney Dangerfield

“a blast of putrid air. I nearly gagged. “Yeccch, it stinks!” I blurted out. “Really?” Mary Anne said. “I think it’s magical.” “No, not…

— Ann M. Martin

“Be a fridge, be a very fridge...”

— Colin Thompson