Anon Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

“I joined gamblers anon., they gave me 2 to 1 I wouldn't make it! I joined AA, there was a two drink minimum!”

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For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back.

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I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard!

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Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: 'Basement?'

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My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.

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She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up.

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I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back.

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I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education.

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I went to a massage parlor, it was self service.

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What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all.

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She was so fat that her belly button makes an echo.

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One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went…

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I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me.

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When, however, one reads of a witch being ducked, of a woman possessed by devils, of a wise woman selling herbs, or even a…

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If aught must be lost, ‘twill be my honor for yours. If one must be forsaken, ‘twill be my soul for yours. Should death…

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For ever and anon the soul becomes weary of the conventions that are not of it, and with a single stroke shatters the civilized…

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There are so many Al Anon fans and friends who have shown me wonderful love, prayers, thoughts! I thank everyone for this. It feels…

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I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman.

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Such sights as youthful poets dream On summer eves by haunted stream. Then to the well-trod stage anon, If Jonson's learned sock be on,…

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This is a common experience in my traveling. I plod along, thinking what a miserable world this is and what miserable fellows we that…

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Indeed, I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a woman.

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