Time Quote by Foster Brooks

Fellow made me a $10 bet I couldnt quit, and I havent had a drink since. At the time I needed the $10.

— Foster Brooks

I quit drinking, and I figure if I go to ten Yankee games this year without drinking I'll save $32,000.

— Artie Lange

I joined gamblers anon., they gave me 2 to 1 I wouldn't make it! I joined AA, there was a two drink minimum!

— Rodney Dangerfield

I wish I could make the statement that 'the odds were against me but you never quit', It was not true. I wanted to…

— Frank Mir

I didn't quit drinking because I was a bad drunk. I quit because I was a spectacular drunk. It got to be like a…

— David Feherty

I called my dad to tell him I was gonna quit drinking and he told me don't be a quitter!..

— Anonymous

Part of the $10 million I spent on gambling, part on booze and part on women. The rest I spent foolishly.

— George Raft

I quit because that thing inside of me that was driving me to drink that way was causing me so much pain that I…

— Joe Manganiello

Me quit drinking? only time I go to the Betty Ford Center is to laugh at the quitters.

— Tru Muse

It's impossible for me to lose because I won't quit!

— Bob Proctor

I was hanging out and drinking as long as I could afford it, or as long as somebody else could afford it.

— Carl Andre

I'm not trying to be a big shot or anything like that, but I get my drinks half price.

— Steve Martin