Funny Quote by Rodney Dangerfield Download Open image “For two hours, some guy followed me around with a pooper scooper.” — Rodney Dangerfield ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Guy Hours Humor Two
Pooper scooper? Yeah, I've done it a few times. Every once in a while, you have to. — Kobe Bryant Copy Share Image
Pooper scoopers can be used for many things, but for me, it was used to wipe up my black ass face. — Martin Luther King Copy Share Image
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My opponent called me a cream puff. Well, I rushed out and got the baker's union to endorse me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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For Christmas one year I bought my son a BB gun. He bought me a t-shirt with a bulls eye on the back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I knew a girl so ugly, she had a face like a saint-a Saint Bernard! — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: `Basement?' — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
She failed her drivers test. She couldn't get used to the front seat. It took her four lessons to learn to sit up. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I tell ya when I was a kid, all I knew was rejection. My yo-yo, it never came back. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
I don't care how rich and successful a man is. He's nothing without an education. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
What a childhood I had. My parents sent me to a child psychiatrist. The kid didn't help me at all. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went… — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
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Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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