Humor Quote by Robert Louis Stevenson Download Open image ““He was in that humour when a man will cut off his nose to spite his face”” — Robert Louis Stevenson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cut Nose Humor Humour Humour Man Nose Spite Spite Spite Face Vengeance Wrath
More and more I feel like the boy who cut off his nose to spite his face. — Holly Black Copy Share Image
“Was it really right to look the way he did? His prominent nose was altogether too immodest for his humble position in life; and… — Knut Hamsun Copy Share Image
“Indeed, sir, if your metaphor stink, I will stop up my nose, or against any man's metaphor.” — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“Humour is meant, in a literal sense, to make game of man; that is, to dethrone him from his official dignity and hunt him… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Wars fought over a face like this,” he murmured like he was talking to himself, my heart stopped beating and his thumbs moved lightly… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
“The problem, he thought, was that so much humour involved misfortune of one sort or another, and now that same human misfortune was out… — Alexander McCall Smith Copy Share Image
“I relax against his chest, turning to look up into his stupidly handsome face. Why does he have to be so pretty to look… — Lili Valente Copy Share Image
“I didn't really notice that he had a funny nose. And he certainly looked better all dressed up in fancy clothes. He's not nearly… — Judith Viorst Copy Share Image
“Cause there's always someone, somewhere With a big nose, who knows And trips you up and laugh when you fall” — Morrissey Copy Share Image
“It was part of his inhuman nature to laugh at things that weren’t funny, and stare grumpily when they were.” — Nicole Castle Copy Share Image
“As I remember his laugh, there was nothing mad about it, it was more like the laugh of someone who has been the victim… — Guy Sajer Copy Share Image
“Now true humor begins when a man ceases to take himself seriously.” — Hermann Hesse Copy Share Image
“We are all travelers in the wilderness of this world, and the best that we find is an honest friend. He is a fortunate… — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
The little rift between the sexes is astonishingly widened by simply teaching one set of catchwords to the girls and another to the boys. — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
The problem of education is twofold: first to know, and then to utter. Everyone who lives any semblance of an inner life thinks more… — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
“For thirty years," he said, "I've sailed the seas and seen good and bad, better and worse, fair weather and foul, provisions running out,… — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
Jealousy is the most radical primeval and naked form of admiration in war paint, so to speak. — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
It is the property of things seen for the first time, or for the first time after long, like the flowers in spring, to… — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
You have no idea, unless you have tried it, how endlessly long is a summer's day, that you measure out only by hunger, and… — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
Do not measure success by today's harvest. Measure success by the seeds you plant today. — Robert Louis Stevenson Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image