Humor Quote by Robert A. Heinlein

“I like to see cats tumble around, but I wish they wouldn’t meow so much when I shove them in the dryer.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The Portuguese man-of-war,” Sayle continued. He had a heavy accent brought with him from the Cairo marketplace. “It’s beautiful, don’t you think?” “I wouldn’t…

— Anthony Horowitz

“I shall sit down,' replied the cat, sitting down, 'but I shall enter an objection with regard to your last. My speeches in no…

— Mikhail Bulgakov

“I swore that when I grew up and got my own apartment, I would get one that smelled of old wood, not old cats.”

— Allen Eskens

“Keith much preferred cats. A cat wouldn't go mad at a man traversing a wall in the dead of night; it would shrug and…

— Simon Dunn

“My meat smells like cat food. Makes me want to lick my own asshole.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I've heard that you're the cat's whiskers, M. Poirot." "Comment? The cat's whiskers? I do not understand." "Well that you're It." "Madame, I may…

— Agatha Christie

“Michael’s a good cat but he tries so hard to keep it real that he can seem full of negativity,”

— Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie

“Of course, maybe I'd end up like one of those crazy old people with, like, sixty cats. And one day, the neighbors would complain…

— Alex Flinn

“don't called me Drudge co'z am doper..”

— sakhiabbas

“Kitten, your mind is a terrible and dirty place.”

— Jennifer L. Armentrout