Funny Quote by Risa Schizophrenia Download Open image “Women are good for 70 things, sandwiches and 69.” — Risa Schizophrenia ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Jokes Sarcastic Women
When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. — Gail Sheehy Copy Share Image
If women with the same skills as men were getting only 78 cents for every dollar a man earns, men would have long-since priced… — Ilana Mercer Copy Share Image
I saw the head of NOW - National Organization of Women - saying that women still only make 70 cents on the dollar to… — Bonnie McFarlane Copy Share Image
In 1973, women got 59 cents on the dollar; now we are getting 74 cents on the dollar. In the area of finance and… — Billie Jean King Copy Share Image
They say you shouldn't lie to your doctor. But admit it, if they ask if you've ever had sex, and your mom is right… — Risa Schizophrenia Copy Share Image
Perhaps Voldemort's face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station. — Risa Schizophrenia Copy Share Image
Ladies, stretched ears are so much more attractive than a stretched vagina. — Risa Schizophrenia Copy Share Image
Lost my Tic-Tacs yesterday... Now I'm looking for some replace mints. — Risa Schizophrenia Copy Share Image
We put our lives in the hands of the ones that claimed they truly cared. Come to find it's all just a lie and… — Risa Schizophrenia Copy Share Image
Remember kids, if someone gives you drugs, say thank you because drugs are expensive. — Risa Schizophrenia Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
