Funny Quote by Risa Schizophrenia Download Open image “Ma'am, Your boobs look awfully heavy. May I hold them for you?” — Risa Schizophrenia ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Random
If you don't want me to talk about your boobs you should probably let me know. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Don't let your image, don't let your size, hold you back. If I had let my hips or my jiggly thighs hold me back… — Ashley Graham Copy Share Image
I don't even have moderately big breasticles. They just look like - well, nevermind what they look like. At least they stay strapped down… — Lilith Saintcrow Copy Share Image
If life hands u mellons put them in you're bra to make you're boobz look bigger *… ;O — Vivo Copy Share Image
You have boobs. I like boobs. I'm talking to you in an attempt to touch your boobs - Me getting to the point — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't really like wearing bras. There's not a lot to put in them. — Charlize Theron Copy Share Image
I grew up with a lot of body image issues - not just about my weight, but I would always see these perfect orb,… — Ronda Rousey Copy Share Image
I'm much more than a pair of breasts...I represent success, hard work, and fun. — Pamela Anderson Copy Share Image
My boobs are, like, huge. My whole life, buying a bra was a nightmare. What I used to do when I moved to LA,… — Sofia Vergara Copy Share Image
They say you shouldn't lie to your doctor. But admit it, if they ask if you've ever had sex, and your mom is right… — Risa Schizophrenia Copy Share Image
Perhaps Voldemort's face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station. — Risa Schizophrenia Copy Share Image
Ladies, stretched ears are so much more attractive than a stretched vagina. — Risa Schizophrenia Copy Share Image
Lost my Tic-Tacs yesterday... Now I'm looking for some replace mints. — Risa Schizophrenia Copy Share Image
We put our lives in the hands of the ones that claimed they truly cared. Come to find it's all just a lie and… — Risa Schizophrenia Copy Share Image
Remember kids, if someone gives you drugs, say thank you because drugs are expensive. — Risa Schizophrenia Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
