Funny Quote by Risa Schizophrenia

A good mustache makes a man for many reasons.

— John Oates

I will say, as a woman, when you put a mustache on, you find out a lot of things about yourself.

— Carrie Brownstein

I think I've become the go-to mustache man. It works in period pieces. Modern-day mustaches are probably creepy. But I get compliments - everyone's…

— Jack Huston

All great men have mustaches.

— Andy Samberg

I love mustaches with all my heart. There's just something about sketch comedy and mustaches.

— Will Forte

I *Mustache* you a question... (but I'll shave it for later)

— Anonymous

For years now, people have mentioned my mustache and get disappointed that when they see me live I don't have a mustache.

— Hari Kondabolu

Everything I do from now on, I'll have a mustache. I can promise you that. I don't care who I have to convince. If…

— Ty Burrell

There's a lot of dudes in my neighborhood that have handlebar mustaches. Which is cool if you want to have a handlebar mustache but…

— Hannibal Buress

In wrestling, my mustache made me look more like a villain. A good mustache can give you the look of the devil.

— Jesse Ventura

I do know that you'll definitely never see me sporting a mustache.

— Joe Flacco

Indeed, there's little question that mustaches are the ultimate facial accessory.

— Spencer Dinwiddie