They say you shouldn't lie to your doctor. But admit it, if they ask if you've ever had sex, and your mom is right… — Risa Schizophrenia Copy Share Image
Perhaps Voldemort's face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station. — Risa Schizophrenia Copy Share Image
Ladies, stretched ears are so much more attractive than a stretched vagina. — Risa Schizophrenia Copy Share Image
Lost my Tic-Tacs yesterday... Now I'm looking for some replace mints. — Risa Schizophrenia Copy Share Image
We put our lives in the hands of the ones that claimed they truly cared. Come to find it's all just a lie and… — Risa Schizophrenia Copy Share Image
Remember kids, if someone gives you drugs, say thank you because drugs are expensive. — Risa Schizophrenia Copy Share Image
