Humor Quote by Ridge Johnson Download Open image ““What The Duce?”” — Ridge Johnson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“Me and Duncan are going down to the beach to skate. I think I'm late." "Ducan and I," she said. Leonardo rolled his eyes.… — Carol Snow Copy Share Image
“Duc?' The boy leaned against a twisted willow tree. 'Or bastard?” — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
“followed Caden to a little dive bar in a strip mall along TV highway where there were a bunch of Harleys in the lot… — J.D. Garrett Copy Share Image
“What is this?” “It’s a Harley.” I looked at him from the corner of my eye before turning my silent censure back onto his… — Adrianne Brooks Copy Share Image
“Enjoy that?" Tanith said with a little grin. Valkyrie grinned back, her eyes bright. "I keep telling Skulduggery he should get a bike." "What… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Corey’s face loomed near mine, the grin was broad. “Marc told us about the boat crash. That was awesome. I wish I’d seen it.” — C.L. Stone Copy Share Image
“Are you going to take me for my first ride, Ford?” “Uh-huh.” He smiled back, slow and wicked. “But first, we’re going for a… — Vivian Arend Copy Share Image
“Harley had a stiffness in his walk that reminded me of really good sex.” — James Cox Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
