Humor Quote by Rick Riordan

“Did you know that on one of the islands of Orkney, in the North of Scotland, there are some runes that when translated turned…

— Barbara Sher

This Earle of Oxford, making of his low obeisance to Queen Elizabeth, happened to let a Fart, at which he was so abashed and…

— John Aubrey

[To Edward de Vere, Earl of Oxford, on his return from self-imposed exile, occasioned by the embarrassing flatulence he had experienced in the presence…

— Elizabeth I

“Pbbtlt. "It smells like ham, Glo said. It must be Hatchet" Hatchet moved out of the shadows. "My intent was to capture and torture…

— Janet Evanovich

“The rare derpicus man is know to live near the himalayas, in a cave made purely of dead weevils. His native tounge is unknown,…

— Medic

“Sniffer of carrion, premature gravedigger, seeker of the nest of evil in the bosom of a good word, you, who sleep at our vigil…

— James Joyce

“old proverb: When the great lord passes, the wise peasant bows deeply and silently farts.”

— Marc Cameron

“This Nicholas anon leet fle a fart As greet as it had been a thonder-dent, That with the strook he was almoost yblent; And…

— Geoffrey Chaucer

“Language is my whore, my mistress, my wife, my pen-friend, my check-out girl. Language is a complimentary moist lemon-scented cleansing square or handy freshen-up…

— Stephen Fry

“The smells arose from everything, everywhere, flowing together and remaining as a sickening, tantalizing discomfort. They flowed from the delicatessen shop with its uncovered…

— E.R. Braithwaite

“And in winter, under my greatcoat, I wrapped myself in swathes of newspaper, and did not shed them until the earth awoke, for good,…

— Samuel Beckett

“Fellow Vikings,” she said. It struck me then how absurd it was to have a Viking as a mas-cot. Weren't Vikings rapists and pillagers?…

— Dana Reinhardt