Humor Quote by Rick Riordan

“You have to tell this ship to turn around!" He had a feeling she was serious, so he managed not to laugh. Well,he tried-and…

— Johanna Lindsey

“If ever I was in a plane that was going down, rather than screaming, crying and railing against the inevitable, I would look out…

— Frank Warren

“He always had to know who was going. I swear, if that guy was shipwrecked somewhere, and you rescued him in the god damn…

— J.D. Salinger

“I dropped to my knees beside him. His eyes fluttered open, head looked to one side. “Go.” At least that was what it looked…

— Anne Mateer

“The Colonel ran ahead of me, gleeful at his ejection, and I jogged after him, trailing in his wake. I wanted to be one…

— John Green

“I launched forward. The Shift was effortless. A snarl ripped from my throat, and the ground rushed past me. My paws were nearly skinned…

— Meg Caddy

“Come to the edge," he said. They said, "We are afraid." Come to the edge," he said. They came. He pushed them...and they flew.”

— Guillaume Apollinaire

“The blows of his heart might jar him loose, crash him down, but he was glad to hear them, know himself alive.”

— Ray Bradbury

“On the wind his sail unfurled and away from our shores his ship drifted.”

— Celma Ribeiro

“I cannot help but remind myself that all that time, you knew the truth. You allowed yourself to slowly make terms with your decision,…

— Jesse Warner

“It doesn't happen like this! Everybody, you put him in a death trap, he pulls something outta his utility belt and he's away. Same…

— Neil Gaiman

“You should have seen him. Such a kind smile. He said you would be delighted to help me.’ ‘He did, eh?’ ‘He spoke most…

— P.G. Wodehouse