Humor Quote by Richard Condon

“And I'm sure There was blood in the gutter from somebody's head Or else it was the sunset in a puddle,”

— Christopher Fry

“Raymond winked at me after he and Jackie joined us by the stage. I wanted to rip his fucking clothes off. By”

— Santino Hassell

“A brick and a blanket walk into a bar. And I don’t drink, so I wasn’t around to hear the interaction between them and…

— Jarod Kintz

“I glanced around, but no one seemed to be watching me. That would probably change once I started yelling at a waiter. I have…

— Rachel Hawkins

“I sat up so fast I practically broke the sound barrier, but it was Cal standing in my doorway, not Archer. I heaved a…

— Rachel Hawkins

“Corey’s face loomed near mine, the grin was broad. “Marc told us about the boat crash. That was awesome. I wish I’d seen it.”

— C.L. Stone

“Hal answered him. “We’re as sure as we can be. The guard captain said he found a ball of yellow glass. What else could…

— John Flanagan

“Nash Hudson. Holy crap. I almost looked down to see if ice had anchored my feet to the floor, since hell had surely frozen…

— Rachel Vincent

“I rolled my eyes. I had just added jewel thief to my resume and almost got killed by some thug, and all my brother…

— Jayde Scott

“I'd chosen this spot. We'd tried to get out in the water once, but it was summer and people were everywhere. Even at night,…

— Elizabeth Norris

“You know what else I unfair, about Joel? That I loosened the jar lid, so somebody else could open him up.”

— Rachel Khong

“I’m not worried about Wilson. His big mouth always ruins that weak-ass game he tries to put on women. Liza is too smart to…

— Toye Lawson Brown