Humor Quote by Richard Adams

“the engine loses life, the ride is now over, please exit to your left and pick up all of your belongings, have a nice…

— Emily Curtis

“I can think of nothing but the insatiable hunger in me to ride his cock. Cars fly by and there's no knowing if someone…

— Adler and Holt

“Nothing beats a little red lipstick for banishing the blues.”

— Heather Babcock

“I've exercised with women so thin, buzzards followed them to their cars.”

— Erma Bombeck

“I fed my personal little Red Riding Hood more sweet memories to keep her happy, my words like music to her unsuspecting ears.”

— L.J. Shen

“Tell me what I am to you.” …“Oh honey, you’re the man I call when I need a ride.”

— Kimberly Dean

“it was all a dazzling, indistinct wash of blue, an audacious blue with no name, so insistent and unvaried I had to close my…

— Hanya Yanagihara

“Gentlemen are so trying! We shall forget them and visit the milliner. A new bonnet will banish the blues as nothing else.”

— Anne Herries

“The car takes off, but that one little peck isn’t enough for me. I lunge at him, needing more. He doesn't stop me as…

— Alexa Riley

“What a noise we'll make among the drab and dull, how we'll...wait, I want more green. I hope I did not imply I only…

— Shannon Hale

“All I could think about while driving after you was how it was about to happen all over again and that I would never…

— Michelle Madow

“I refuse to allow you, Beadle though you are, to turn me off the grass”

— Virginia Woolf