Quote by Erma Bombeck Download Open image ““I've exercised with women so thin, buzzards followed them to their cars.”” — Erma Bombeck ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Women who were so skinny that their hip bones stuck out just pissed me off. If I wanted a bumpy ride I'd take my… — Bethany Lopez Copy Share Image
“Wouldn’t have expected someone as determined as you are to run.” She threw a pissed-off-woman look over her shoulder. “I’m not running. I’m regrouping… — Meghan March Copy Share Image
“The media made the masses to find not-so-skinny women appear not-so-beautiful … in the eyes of the remote holder.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
“People prefer the stories of the too-skinny girls who starve themselves and exercise too much and are gray and gaunt and disappearing in plain… — Roxane Gay Copy Share Image
“What did I expect, that you would wrap my rib cage with those enormous hands in which horses must be measured, lifting me overhead… — Lionel Shriver Copy Share Image
“...it's fat women who are really beautiful. The fatter the better.” — Antonio Olinto Copy Share Image
“I like cars the way I like my men. I pick them up, grab the stick, and drive them hard down the straightaways and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“ran as fast as I could, and they chased after me trying to bite my butt. They ripped my pants!” — Crafty Nichole Copy Share Image
To my way of thinking, the American family started to decline when parents began to communicate with their children. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The woman who says, 'My kids are all speaking to one another and they love us' is a psychopathic liar. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
To say, "Well, I write when I really get into it" is a bunch of bull. Put the paper in the typewriter, stare at… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No thank you' to desert that night. And for what?! — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten their masculinity.… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
