“I've fallen in love with you. I love you even now when you sit before me with the eyes of a wolf.… — Ronda Thompson Historical Copy Share Image
“CONFESSION NO. 1 Most women find the bloating, cramping, and bitchiness of PMS bothersome at worst. I turn into a monster a… — Ronda Thompson Funny Copy Share Image
“CONFESSION NO. 18 Girls just want to have fun…and live to tell about it the next day.” — Ronda Thompson Funny Copy Share Image
“I will ask you again. Are you mad? Well, that is the rumor, isn't it?” — Ronda Thompson Copy Share Image
“I told you if you ever touched her again, I would kill you. Consider yourself dead.” — Ronda Thompson Copy Share Image
“My mother says often enough that a young lady with my improper attitude can only come to ruin. I hope she's right.” — Ronda Thompson Parenting Copy Share Image
“Lou, honey, I'll buy you a new pair of shoes if you'll stop flashing your panties at everyone sitting across the room… — Ronda Thompson Funny Copy Share Image