Humor Quote by Rich Burlew Download Open image ““Sorry, Roy, I just don't trust you enough to believe that you lied.”” — Rich Burlew ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Believe Lied Humor Lied Sorry Roy Trust Trust Believe
“Don’t trust, and never verify.” Roy said, “That doesn’t fill me with confidence.” — Scott Meyer Copy Share Image
“If you say that you have never lied at all, then you give too much trust on anybody.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
“Don't trust me. Don't like me. I could give a shit. But don't you ever lie to me.” — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
“No way. I know acid, I've been splashed by acid several times before, and this, sir, is no acid.” — Rich Burlew Copy Share Image
“Fine! Whatever! Just be careful, my hands are still slippery with your blood.” — Rich Burlew Copy Share Image
I know it's an artistic cliche, but every time I look at my past work, I want to projectile vomit. — Rich Burlew Copy Share Image
“You told me that it would be better to find family among people who were good than to try and find good among my… — Rich Burlew Copy Share Image
“Hi Haley. look, I found all these free swords. They were in my spleen.” — Rich Burlew Copy Share Image
“So what? That just means I can beat him with both scrolls at the same time!!” — Rich Burlew Copy Share Image
“You guys go ahead, I'm just going to harvest his kidneys and I'll catch up.” — Rich Burlew Copy Share Image
“Promise me...that you'll...*cough*...you'll dispose of my body in the waste receptacles...conveniently located by the theater exits...” — Rich Burlew Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
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