Humor Quote by Rachel Caine

“Shane looked down at the staked vamp at his feet. 'Claire?' 'Yes?' 'You staked a vampire with a number two pencil.' 'I didn’t actually…

— Rachel Caine

“If there are ten thousand medieval peasants who create vampires by believing them real, there may be one–probably a child–who will imagine the stake…

— Stephen King

“Crap, are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "I'm thinking we have about fifteen vampires and no blood," Claire said. "Is that it?" "No, I…

— Rachel Caine

“Sixteen vampires you took out yourself with nothing but a stake and your cleavage? Makes me ashamed of my kind, it does.”

— Jeaniene Frost

“I just LOVE reading stories about vampires! I can't get enough of them!”

— Nyx

“Somebody hates vampires, Mr. Chambeaux, but I have no idea who or why. Haven’t they read Twilight?”

— Kevin J. Anderson

“What’s your name?” “What do you want it to be?” “Are you a vampire?” “Not the last time I checked.”

— Kresley Cole

“We’re the goddamned hottest vampire hunters ever”

— Richelle Mead

“Daniel came to sit beside me, ignoring my wariness and settling into the thin, worn cushion. “Who’d you think I was that first night…

— Angela B. Wade

“The two things I look for in a guy is how tall he is and whether or not he's a vampire.”

— The Harvard Lampoon

“Are you baiting me, Miss Dantonville?" "I wouldn't dream of it!" "Oh, I believe you are! That's a dangerous game to play with a…

— Tima Maria Lacoba

“Think about what your friends and family will say if your vampire gets hit by a car and immediately leaps to his feet and…

— Joleene Naylor