Humor Quote by Poppet Download Open image ““Guys like you would try to shag the button hole in a fur coat.”” — Poppet ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Paranormal-urban-fantasy-romance
“They tell me that I rub the fur the wrong way. I don't; let the cat turn around.” — Billy Sunday Copy Share Image
“If I were a hairy man, I’d never pat myself on the back, because with all that fur, a pat would turn into a… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You aren't kidding. But you know, it's likely going to be the only time I'll ever be that skinny and have a fur coat.” — Kim Harrison Copy Share Image
“I know I'm going to shred the skin off your face and turn it into hair ribbons.” — Alexandra Bracken Copy Share Image
“Eww. You need to shave. The next time I see that hairy ass I’m callin’ the zoo to come groom you.” — Jennifer Foor Copy Share Image
“That cat was a spy. You had to take a pot shot at it. It was a very clever German midget dressed up in… — J.D. Salinger Copy Share Image
“I've never understood the appeal of fur nor how it became such a status symbol. "Look at me and my financial ability to wear… — Crystal Cestari Copy Share Image
“And, just as I was about to make a quip about his coat, he tugged at his bun, making his hair fall around his shoulders. Next, he unbelted his trench coat, and it fell to the floor. Zane propped his hands on his bare hips and stood in front of me in nothing but his boots. His hard cock pointed… — Megan Erickson Copy Share
“He puts his arm around me, the lights dancing on his dark skin constantly skipping across to mine, planting a myriad of emotions into… — Poppet Copy Share Image
“With a laugh exposing a kissable mouth and perfect teeth, he glances my way again, his entire demeanor tensing for a second, those dark… — Poppet Copy Share Image
“The soy is seeping through the material like a BP oil slick in a Louisiana swamp.” — Poppet Copy Share Image
“Stapled to her gaze, sucked into the potency of her focus, only the trace of her blood in my mouth reassures me this is… — Poppet Copy Share Image
“He's going to bite me! Instantly the last light in the room fades out as if announcing the reign of darkness.” — Poppet Copy Share Image
“In truth the issue is that we are so powerful what we believe becomes our reality.” — Poppet Copy Share Image
“Holding my hands, kissing the palms, his smile is ecstatic, jubilant, adoring, and the song playing speaks for him, “Have you ever seen the… — Poppet Copy Share Image
“Free your mind, Jowendrhan. A cage is only a cage as long as you believe it is.” — Poppet Copy Share Image
“Hold tight, and I promise to do the same. We don't need a safety net Zena. We have each other.” — Poppet Copy Share Image
“Not that I did, bang her that is. I’m not saying I wouldn’t, how could I ever be sure about something like that?” — Poppet Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly. Bane rolled his eyes and stage whispered: 'She asked why I cared so much about getting her dirty, teary face all my new shirt earlier, and asked where I got it from anyway. I said: 'Guess',… — S.K. Munt Copy Share
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of tossing capers into just… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share
