Drink Quote by Phyllis Diller

Beware of the man who does not drink.

— Proverb

My husband is the only guy I've ever dated where I've never been drunk around him. I couldn't handle dating without drinking in the…

— Alison Rosen

One can drink too much, but one never drinks enough.

— Gotthold Ephraim Lessing

“Even if I were trying to catch a husband I would never fish in shallow waters.”

— Emma Smith

Everyone has a goldfish when they're little.

— Scarlett Moffatt

A man who doesn't drink is not, in my opinion, fully a man.

— Anton Chekhov

Of course one should not drink much, but often.

— Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.

— Nancy Astor

“And don't forget to water the fuckin' goldfish.”

— William Gibson

Any man who eats dessert is not drinking enough.

— Ernest Hemingway

“[Adapted and condensed Valedictorian speech:] I'm going to ask that you seriously consider modeling your life, not in the manner of the Dalai Lama…

— Marisha Pessl

I never trust a man that doesn't drink.

— John Wayne