Beer Quote by Michael Jackson

“you never know u r drunk until u wake up with a dickhead in the morning.”

— Vish Patil

No sane person, I hope, would accuse me of saying that every Distributist must drink beer; especially if he could brew his own cider…

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

“Beer can lead men to think they're mighty and foul-mouthed women to believe themselves amusing and hip.”

— Tom Robbins

So long as a man attends to his business the public does not count his drinks. When he fails they notice if he takes…

— Corra May Harris

Ale, not beer, in a pewter mug was comme il faut, the only thing for a gentleman of letters, worthy of the name, to…

— Guy de Maupassant

I don't think that there is a beer summit in the cards for me at the White House.

— Rick Santelli

Rest assured your drunken comments at the office holiday party can't be any more awkward than your sober comments in meetings.

— Anonymous

I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.

— George Bernard Shaw

You're Drinking Too Much Coffee When You're offended when people use the word brew to mean beer.

— Nikhil Saluja

See, there's a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer.

— Mickey Lolich

I'm not a super carbonated guy: some people like drinking their beer like it's a champagne, right? It's not my vibe.

— Dylan Sprouse

I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller.

— George Bernard Shaw