Beer Quote by Sherman Alexie

Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say, are you going to drink that?

— Anonymous

Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking.

— Bill Cosby

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty... it's clearly almost time to order another drink.

— Hussein Nishah

I think everyone has the same question on their mind: Is the glass half-full or half-empty?

— Oliver Stone

It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Be grateful you have a glass - your the only person that…

— Gurbaksh Chahal

I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty,” I told her. Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split…

— Bill Cosby

It does not matter if the glass is half empty or half full... Be grateful that you have a glass and there is something…

— Anonymous

Some people think of the glass as half full. Some people think of the glass as half empty. I think of the glass as…

— George Carlin

It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. Be thankful that you have a glass and grateful that there's something…

— Anonymous

To me, the glass is always half full, never half empty.

— Eddie Money

It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty. I am gonna drink it through this crazy straw.

— Joey Comeau

It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty or half full. There is clearly room for more vodka.

— Anonymous