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Clerks Quote by Phyllis Diller

“This woman goes into a gun shop and says, 'I want to buy a gun for my husband.' The clerk says, 'Did he tell you what kind of gun?' 'No,' she replied. 'He doesn't even know I'm going to shoot him.” quote by Phyllis Diller
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“This woman goes into a gun shop and says, 'I want to buy a gun for my husband.' The clerk says, 'Did he tell you what kind of gun?' 'No,' she replied. 'He doesn't even know I'm going to shoot him.”

Phyllis Diller

About This Quote

Source Short story: Unknown source, comedic anecdote

A woman buys a gun for her husband without his knowledge, highlighting dark humor about secrecy and betrayal.

In simple terms: A secret plan to harm a spouse is revealed humorously.

Key Takeaway

Beware of hidden intentions.

Themes

dark humor secrecy marriage violence

Mood

ironic dark satirical

Type

anecdotal humorous cautionary

When to use this quote

  • domestic conflict
  • crime planning
  • comedic storytelling

Key Concepts

trust deception moral ambiguity

Questions to Reflect On

  • What does this humor reveal about trust in relationships?
  • Is it appropriate to joke about violence?
A Different Perspective

The joke may trivialize serious issues like domestic violence.

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