Humourous-situations Quote by Lauren Kessler Download Open image ““They play like file clerks file.”” — Lauren Kessler ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humourous-situations
“It sounds like these guys would be filed under Assholes Who Do Evil Shit in My Name.” “Jesus. I mean, wow. That’s the name… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
“Most of us have a soundtrack running in the background of our lives. I access that soundtrack when I write.” — Robin Helm Copy Share Image
“I'm so excited. I just bought a new file cabinet, some manila folders, some sticky note pads, and a few highlighters, and I think… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The first time we met I told you I was a detective. Get it through your lovely head. I work at it, lady. I… — Raymond Chandler Copy Share Image
“Do you have a soundtrack for your life? I do. My assistant carries it around and hits play for specific moments of musical interest."… — Joe Egly Copy Share Image
“I had a few moments where I was full on deer in the headlights look, but that was mainly when I was trying to… — Rachel Rise, Chance Copy Share Image
“I hate hearing other people taking shits. Still, I’ve got nothing else to listen to on my record player but these crude recordings I… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I am surprised. ‘A disk? A bloody disk. What do I look like to you? Jason goddamn Bourne?” — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Being humble, I think, is one of the most underrated character traits around.” — Lauren Kessler Copy Share Image
“Just curious,she mouthed. "What? I didn't catch that." Jjuussttccuurriioouuss.She drew it out this time, hoping he'd be able to read her lips. "If you… — Julia Quinn Copy Share Image
“Me? Oh, intellectually I believe in having a good heart, a chirpy penis, a lively intelligence, and the courage to say ‘shit!’ in front… — D.H. Lawrence Copy Share Image
“I've always liked Belgian waffles, but I must say, I didn't think I would one day be having Belgian waffles in Belgium! I just… — C. JoyBell C Copy Share Image
“I almost rushed Roth right then and threw my arms around him, but a low growl rumbled from behind me. At first I thought… — Jennifer L. Armentrout Copy Share Image
“I believe the day Einstein feared the most is when people circulate pictures of dead bodies of relatives on WhatsApp and get Thumbs Down… — Ketan Waghmare Copy Share Image
“You think!” cried Mama. “She’s just a-looking after your backside and mine.” But at least her arms let up. Shioni could breathe again. “It’d… — Marc Secchia Copy Share Image
“The person who sat the kid down on the breadboard to cut off thier diaper with a huge knife was the most elderly person… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“Lash had been explaining to her that it's impolite to refer to an African American as a nigga, unless one was another African American,… — Christopher Moore Copy Share Image
“It doesn’t matter anyway!” Patrick couldn’t sit down. He couldn’t. “It’s not like sex is anything to shout about! It’s icky, and the guy… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
