Head Quote by Phyllis Diller Download Open image “The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.” — Phyllis Diller ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Head Intelligence Keep Laughter Reason See Your
The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
“The difference between laughing your head off and shouting your head off is that with one you are happy and with the other you… — Siobhan Dowd Copy Share Image
No one is more himself than the moment when he's laughing at a joke. It's at those moments that people's defenses go down, and… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The ultimate objective [of comedy] is to get a laugh, so if you can get a laugh off the fact that you did not… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
If I see someone not laughing, the first thing I'm thinking is, "OK, am I cursing too much? Am I doing a joke he… — Leslie Jones Copy Share Image
It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down to your hips. Man, when you lose your laugh you lose your footing. — Ken Kesey Copy Share Image
That's always disappointed me, to see a guy in the crowd who doesn't look like he's having fun but in general if you just… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
When you have an entire amphitheatre of people laughing that way, it makes you feel so funny and it frees you to go further… — Kelly Ripa Copy Share Image
If you are doing stand-up comedy, you have to be confident in what you are doing. That doesn't mean just because you are confident… — Judah Friedlander Copy Share Image
He who laughs last thinks slowest? How do you know he isn't laughing first??? — John Alejandro King Aka The Covert Comic Copy Share Image
You never want to defend a joke. People get to choose whether or not to laugh and whether or not they think something is… — Larry Wilmore Copy Share Image
My mother-in-law must be the probation officer I got for the crime I committed of marrying my husband. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I don't know how you feel about old age... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the… — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I was the world's ugliest baby. When I was born, the doctor slapped everybody. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
If my child had prejudice in his head, I'd be ashamed. I would see it as my failure as a parent. — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
I used a psychologist when I was playing, It's one of the most powerful things: how you can have a concrete head and not… — Scott Parker Copy Share Image
This is how McGregor is, waging mental warfare before the fights. There's no way that guy is going to get in my head. — Chad Mendes Copy Share Image
The show was number one in the ratings, Gordon Russell was our head writer, the story lines were magnificent and the acting most exciting.… — Michael Storm Copy Share Image
I try to listen to all music with an open head, a clear head, try not to say just because I don't know it,… — Ghostface Killah Copy Share Image
We all have time away from football to get our head down. At the same time it is a very busy schedule. — Reece James Copy Share Image
Oh, I'm a great believer in the power of the pause. Radio is a bit brasher now. My style was slower. I just used… — Terry Wogan Copy Share Image
I was painfully shy, so my aunt suggested to my mum that me and my brother go to Stage 84, a performing arts school… — Christian Cooke Copy Share Image
Growing up in Dallas, my first influences on the guitar were T-Bone Walker and Les Paul. T-Bone taught me how to play lead guitar… — Steve Miller Copy Share Image
I chose a career in the kitchen because the thought of sitting and doing the same thing every day and being stationary was not… — Christina Tosi Copy Share Image
“All the tools, techniques and technology in the world are nothing without the head, heart and hands to use them wisely, kindly and mindfully” — Rasheed Ogunlaru Copy Share Image
I'm just insane. So what usually drives me is pure joy for something stupid. I'm also very visual. I'll have an idea in my… — Justin Roiland Copy Share Image
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![“If I see someone not laughing, the first thing I'm thinking is, "OK, am I cursing too much? Am I doing a joke he doesn't understand? Is he resting?" Then he starts becoming my focal point. Once I see him laugh, I'm like, [snap] "All right, now I'm funny."” quote by Leslie Jones](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/74a/leslie-jones-30734_becoming_if-i-see-someone-not-laughing-the-first_1130178.jpg)
