Absolutely nothing Quote by Phyllis Diller

My wife and I went to a hotel where we got a waterbed. My wife called it the Dead Sea.

— Henny Youngman

WATERBED, A device that may help a marriage -- then again, the couple may drift apart

— Nikhil Saluja

My wife and I got engaged in New Hampshire at this lake house that her family's had forever, and it's on Lake Winnipesaukee. And…

— Jimmy Fallon

“Trouble in a marriage is like monsoon water accumulating on a flat roof. You don't realize it's up there, but it gets heavier and…

— Salman Rushdie

When it comes to your marriage, if the grass looks greener somewhere else, it's time to water your own yard!

— Craig Groeschel

I feel like we were married from the moment we sat down there.

— James Brolin

Laid up in that all day, can't get out that waterbed. Talk nasty for ya boy, silent treatment for the feds.

— Fabolous

I saw my wife at a pool, flipped over her, and 14 days later we were married.

— James Garner

Arlene and I have to get a divorce. She thinks I'm a pervert because I drank our water bed.

— Woody Allen

You know, there were major problems in my marriage.

— Hulk Hogan

It was an accident of circumstance that I never married.

— Quentin Blake

My marriage is on the rocks again, yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend.

— Rodney Dangerfield