Bed Quote by Woody Allen Download Open image “Arlene and I have to get a divorce. She thinks I'm a pervert because I drank our water bed.” — Woody Allen ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bed Divorce Drank Thinking Water
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