Humor Quote by Patrick Anderson Jr

“When you're in college you haven't had that much life. Parents, school, assorted youth activities—that's about it.”

— Martha Moody

“Don’t you know that’s what college is about...students spending years gathering useless information they’ll never use again, going hopelessly into debt, just so they…

— A.L. Jackson

“College is a different scene than it was ten years ago. It used to be all about sex and drugs. Now it’s all about…

— Aaron B. Powell

What is it with people these days?" he hisses... "In my day, something just was. None of this analysis a hundred times over. None…

— Cecelia Ahern

“what he’s really thinking is: why did I waste all those years in academia when I could have been doing great shit like this?”

— Neal Stephenson

“My dad should have listened to me when I told him that college was not my thing. Instead, he insisted on learning a $200,000…

— Babe Walker

“i don't think college is something you should tough out.”

— Kevin Roose

“He didn’t say anything. He didn’t dare say anything as he drove. The last time they broached college he wound up having a terrible,…

— Shewanda Pugh

“Oh, you thought you might eventually move out and go to college and possibly live your own life how you want it to be?…

— Brandon Williams

“College is so awesome! It's really too bad they try to ruin it with classes!”

— Jillian Dodd

“But something was going to give. He was having a shit time at school and a shit time at home, and as home and…

— Nick Hornby

“The whole college scene was soft. They never told you what to expect out there in the real world. They just crammed you with…

— Charles Bukowski