Humor Quote by Paolo Bacigalupi

“Waiting for her answer was like pulling out my fingernails one by one.”

— Jamie McGuire

“I’m a nail biter. Not when I’m nervous, but when I misplace my hammer.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I thought, Hell, that’s pretty quick for a woman with Lee press-on nails.”

— Tiffanie DeBartolo

“Hey, dick head," he yelled with hands on his hips. "Don't even think of coming back here and telling me you shook anything more…

— Ann Lister

“The nail that stuck up got smashed down”

— Jaydan Smith

“You best back up before you get smacked up! And I put you on the bulletin board and you get tacked up!”

— Susane Colasanti

“Hey." Lon said to Kar Yee, towering over her. "Hanging in there?" "This? Pfft. It's nothing." Kar Yee said with a silly grin. "How's…

— Jenn Bennett

“Darling, you can nail my ass anytime,” he said charmingly, and turned to go back to his table.”

— Harris Charlaine

“Tell me, if you wanted to steal someone's life force, would you take their toe nail clippings?" Farley just stared at her. This conversation…

— Frankie Rose

“If you even suggest to my crew that you've threatened your way aboard my lady, I'll rip out your spine." "That's unbearably arousing.”

— Meljean Brooks

“Are you in a suit?" I managed at last, my voice choking up. "You didn’t have to dress up for me." "Quiet, Sage," he…

— Richelle Mead

“Wincing, I turned, gave her a salute, because that’s what mafia hit men do when they’re in a bathroom with a naked girl, they…

— Rachel Van Dyken