Children Quote by P. J. O'Rourke

I love dogs, but they are a big responsibility, and with four children, having one would be too much.

— Ant Middleton

Should have dogs before they have kids. Everybody.

— Janeane Garofalo

I'm not responsible enough to have a dog - or a child.

— Boy George

I have the perfect family, but I would not mind having more dogs around me.

— Vishnu Vishal

I think every family should have a dog; it is like having a perpetual baby; it is the plaything and crony of the whole…

— John Brown

Having a dog is my favorite way to avoid the responsibility of having children.

— Anonymous

If you get three women and a dog together and they all mate together they're not gonna have a baby

— Gordon Klingenschmitt

Not everyone has to have children. If everyone had two or three, we'd run out of room.

— Clare Balding

My wife and my three kids and my grandchildren are my life, but my horses and my dogs are everything else.

— William Shatner

Children are for people who can't have dogs.

— Jerry Smith

Having small children with a dog that you don't know anything about can be risky.

— Kyle Richards

I have 3 dogs myself - I actually have a kennel license in order to do so. I love them so much I couldn't…

— Margaret Cho