America Quote by P. J. O'Rourke

America’s one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.

— Bobcat Goldthwait

George Washington Bridge? You throw yourself off the Brooklyn Bridge, traditionally. George Washington Bridge, who does that?

— John Goodman

All the territorial possessions of all the political establishments in the earth--including America, of course-- consist of pilferings from other people's wash. No tribe,…

— Mark Twain

“How can these countries who have stolen land from the Red Indians, the Aborigines, the Eskimos dare to tell us what to do with…

— Robert Mugabe

A bridge shouldn't just fall down in the middle of America. Not a bridge that's a few blocks from my house. Not an eight-lane…

— Amy Klobuchar

America always seemed to me this foreign land that I imagined I could escape to if I needed to get away - and I…

— Andrew Garfield

America always seemed to me this foreign land that I imagined I could escape to if I needed to get away - and I…

— Andrew Garfield

God bless America, land that I love.

— Irving Berlin

“This whole country's stolen.”

— Jeffrey Eugenides

Crowds stand around all day long and criticise that bridge, and find fault with it, and tell with unlimited frankness how it ought to…

— Mark Twain

What a pity, when Christopher Colombus discovered America, that he ever mentioned it.

— Margot Asquith

Here's to screwing up America so badly that the Native Americans wouldn't even want it back.

— Anonymous