Humor Quote by P.G. Wodehouse

“I was exercised about the poor fish, as I am about all my pals, close or distant, who find themselves treading upon Life's banana…

— P.G.Wodehouse

“The walk felt long, but I kept telling my lungs to shut up, that they were strong, that they could do this. I could…

— John Green

“A familiar Gusism was to greet a friend with 'Hello, don't be a cunt all yer life.”

— Keith Richards

“I was adopted into the Muchquauh, the Bear Clan, of the Muhheconneok people when I reached manhood. The grannies got so tired of my…

— Pamela Clare

“My banana is decomposing in my pocket. I was happy to see you, but now I’m brown and soft and sort of squishy.”

— Jarod Kintz

“We were like bananas. Stuck together, we were ripe and yellow. But the moment one was torn apart, all the rest turned black and…

— Kit Lyman

“and there was a fish pond a large one full of the fattest goldfish you ever saw and they were tame. they came to…

— Charles Bukowski

You’re joining us for dinner, I hope?” asked his mom. She was small and brunette and vaguely mousy. “I guess?” I said. “I have…

— John Green

“Damn, Guppy. I think I've found me a kinky little fish.”

— T.S. McKinney

“Old times, as my father used to say: If you're not careful, they'll gut you like a fish.”

— Amor Towles

“Your fishy has appeared to have died of thirst. Have a band-aid, and come back to see me in two weeks.”

— Pon Zi

“I rubbed my head against his chest like a cat soliciting attention and marking her territory. I couldn't get close enough. I wished humans…

— Genna Rulon