Funny Quote by P. G. Wodehouse

“Love your enemies, they are prospects.”

— Toba Beta

“I was a fool,' I say, because I might as well admit it. 'I gave up the bird in my hand for two in…

— Holly Black

“If those outlaws got a gander at you, they wouldn't let a little thing like your brothers and your pa stand in their way…

— Charlotte McPherren

“Be as light as a feather and when they reach for you — you will blow right by their grip; you will effortlessly flow…

— Bryant McGill

“Truly, there are no justified ways to how a mule tramples the earth, but who would be burdened to hear such an obscurity? We…

— Volatalistic Phil

“I'm a superstar alien from another galaxy! Where is my herd?”

— Lizzie Simon

“Rumi observed, “Sell your cleverness and purchase bewilderment.”

— Wayne W. Dyer

“Good luck with the aliens, and if we survive this feel free to look me up on your next vacation.” “Good luck with the…

— G.S. Jennsen

“Are you going to flash that perfect smile of yours at our enemies and hope you can seduce them into stopping them from slaughtering…

— Aubrie Nixon

“she thinks we‟re both of the same species, but vultures don‟t make friends with hummingbird”

— Anne Eliot

“You could only to your best, and hope for a strong tail wind to waft you faster to your destination. Until then, you played…

— Michael Reaves

“Wadley sent a message: 'The President of the Zoological Institute presents his compliments to Professor Challenger, and would take it as a personal favor…

— Arthur Conan Doyle