Funny Quote by Nishan Panwar Download Open image “Kicked out of space for not wearing underwear.” — Nishan Panwar ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Space
I was standing right behind Marilyn, completely invisible, when she sang 'Happy birthday, Mr. President.' And indeed, the corny thing happened: Her dress split… — Mike Nichols Copy Share Image
Back then, people were throwing their underwear onstage. I remember taking eight pairs of my own underwear to the cleaners and getting only four… — Dennis Quaid Copy Share Image
“There was no dignified way to answer a question about your underwear.” — Tom Perrotta Copy Share Image
“Anyway, George comes up to me the first day of filming and he takes one look at the dress and says, “You can’t wear… — Carrie Fisher Copy Share Image
I was still wearing my shoes. The staff was paid to wash the sheets after every visit, and by the point we left the… — Mira Grant Copy Share Image
“That being said, getting thrown to crash into, and sometimes through, solid objects was becoming a disturbingly common occurrence in my life as of… — Rick Gualtieri Copy Share Image
Taking notes while watching Forensic Files and Snapped. I don't want to make the same mistakes the criminals do! ;) — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
The greatest gift you can give to those around you is honesty. Sometimes honest words may sting the heart, but dishonesty pierces deep into… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Sometimes the right people can make your day. They're called best friends :) — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
There isn't a sound better than your own child's laugh...There isn't a sight better than your own child's smile...and Nothing is better than being… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Silence can be the world's strongest weapon in torturing people's emotions. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Life's lessons don't come with books, notes nor instructions...just mistakes and EVERYONE makes them! — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
If good things come to those who wait then I must have something ridiculously awesome coming!!! — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
I am not a mind reader. Please adjust your communication skills accordingly. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Never quit! It gives those who stand with you too much pain and those who stand against you too much satisfaction. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
Silly me, for a while I thought I actually meant something to someone. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
The funny thing about Facebook is you can talk about one person and it makes 20 others think it's about them. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
I already know that u know that I like u, the question is Wat r u going to do with that information. — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image